Conversations, words, and jokes

Here is a snippet of the things John the boy says:


As he walks sleepily into my room, first thing in the morning:

John: I had a bad dream.

Me: What did you dream about?

John: Funny guys were tickling me.


If he senses that I am mad or upset or frustrated with him:

John: Are you happy?


As he yawns, and strains to keep his eyes open when we are driving:

Me: Are you tired?

John: no.

Me: Are you a little bit tired?

John: no. (30 seconds later he is asleep)


In being tricked not to say no:

John: no.

Me: yes.

John: no.

Me: yes.

John: no.

Me: no.

John: YES!


Here are some words and their translations:

Grasberries = rasberries
Bacuum = Vacuum
Vroom = Broom
Candles = Sandles
Yittle boy who yives down the yane = Little boy who lives down the lane
Gwink = drink
bejables = vegetables


Here are some jokes:

Ba Ba black sheep have you any Cheerios?
Yes sir, yes sir three bags full.

Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high, like a monkey in the sky...


I love it.